Girl Next Door...Courtside

How dare you ever try to step on my suede shoes?
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise
Please let me get down and blow a fuse
Actin' fool - breakin' shit down to molecules...

Interesting tidbits from off-the-court during the Nuggets Game four loss to the Lakers:


-Kendra from E!'s Girls Next Door was in attendance, in fact she and Champ Bailey did a ceremonious tip off or something.
"Who's that lady out there Daddy?"
"Some porn skank who's banging some 80 year old, son."

-At game's end, there was a quite a few fans near the Nug's bench jeering Carmelo. Some ahole, feeling a bit inspired by their "you're outta here Melo" cat calls, promptly followed JR Smith from the free throw line until he was in the tunnel screaming "You're the franchise JR, get ready baby, you're the franchise!" Oh yeah, that was me.

-John Elway strolled in nearly at the end of the first quarter like he owned the fuckin place. It is Colorado, so he probably does in most people's eyes.

-There was some dude sitting on the baseline courtside seats that would practically jump on the court after a big Nugs jam, with an And 1 style ferocity. Remember the dude on Chappelle's Show who won "I Know Black People"? He looked alot like him.

-Not only did Kendra and Champ appear together pre-game, but they were together the whole game, and chilling in the Blue Sky Grill at half. Now that's a lock down corner.

-LaLa was sitting in her customary seat at courtside center court, but this time she had a homemade sign that read "It Aint Over" followed by a glittery #15. Maybe she also had on Carmelo's letter jacket and passed him a note in Chemistry class.

-There are four Colorado Mammoth banners hanging in Pepsi Center. That. Is. Fucking. Wack.

-Two time Slushy Gutter Winner Mummy was scolded by not one, but two security guards for chanting "no means no" to Kobe Bryant. Keep it classy, keep it classy Denver.

-I can't be 100% sure, but also seen pushing up on Kendra at halftime, someone who looked alot like a new Oakland Raider wide receiver.