Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Chuck wants to eat AI


Simple and plain - give me the lane
I'll throw it down your throat like Barkley
See the car keys - you'll never get these

Real reasons Charles Barkely doesn’t like Allen Iverson:

1-AI found Charles’ stash of Moon Pies and Twinkies that he had stashed under Section 21 at the Wachovia Center
2-If Chuck squints his eyes, AI looks enough like a caramel covered Twinkie that it just drives him completely batty. Throw in the name “Carmelo” and he just goes beserk.
3-AI’s failed rap career reminded Chuck of his own mid-80’s R & B endeavor, “Round Mound of Chunky Funky Sound”
4-AI got better Secret Santa gifts for Kenny Smith than Chuck did a few years back
5-Charles saw some pictures of Dick Bevatta all kissing up on Allen on TMZ.com
6-AI photoshopped a news story to make Chuck think that Isiah Thomas will pay him 11.5 million to cover his gambling debts.
7-Charles once wanted some fresh corn rows, but the hair plugs accidentally were fused to his eyebrows, making him further resent AI.
8-AI’s kids have been using Charles’ suit jacket as a backyard tent and a parachute.
9-Even though AI was only 9 years old, Chuck still thinks he was all up in Bob Knight’s ear and had him cut from the 1984 Olympic team.
10-In one of his gambling stupors, Charles once bet $50,000 that AI could win a jump ball versus former teammate Manute Bol. When neither showed, the bookie kept Chuck’s money by default.

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