Kircus: Subway Clubber

While not the same pizzazz as the Bengals' transgressions, the Bronco receiving corps has it’s own share of legal woes. In addition to projected starter Brandon Marshall's domestic violence woes, the back ups are also in the act. It seems reserve David Kircus got himself into some trouble this weekend after he busted up some chump's face at a Highlands Ranch party at 3 in the morning.

Kircus’ most famous claim to fame prior to this was the fact that he worked at a Subway sub shop before the NFL picked him up off the scrap heap. So, we’re sure an exchange like this happened before Kircus went Floyd Mayweather on his victim:

MAN: Hey Kirkus, why don’t you fetch me a Cold Cut Trio?
DK: Hey man, I play for the Broncos now.
MAN: Yeah? Well that’ll buy you and Jared a few meatball subs.
DK: Whatever.
MAN: Schlotzky’s forever!
DK: Watch it bud, I had 9 catches last year.
MAN: Quiznoes, Spicy Pickle, Blimpie, Jersey Mike’s!
DK: Seriously man!
MAN: Mr. Suuuuuuuuuuuuub...
(punch)
DK: Eat fresh!

(Coach Mike Shanahan, when riled from his tanning booth, commented that while he appreciated the extra Subway Punch Cards Kircus brought to the team, that the WR would be cut if the charges prove to be true and Kircus is convicted.)