Super! Thanks for Asking!

Is it Bush or is it Dole, front row at the Super Bowl
Black gold in my soul, on the whole, stroll
Don't go boy, you on parole, you don't know?

BULLSH*TTY YOUR SUPER BOWL WEEKEND:

-Not so Super!: Captain Patton and the sinking ship known as the CU Hoops Team faces a ranked Oklahoma State squad this Saturday. Chalk up another loss as the Buffs strive for that 1-15 year. After losing to lowly Baylor, fighting amongst themselves, and seemingly no game plan for any game, a new coaching name has emerged. Duke assistant Steve Wojciechowski has intimated he's interested in extending the Coack K tree and hard-to-spell names into the Big 12. Sign him up, at this point Buff fans would let Bill Parcells, a rusty shovel, or a coked up Pauly Shore coach the team.

-Oooh, anti-Super!:The Powder Blue Patrol lost their fourth straight game, this time without Allen Iverson. Let's hold off on those parade plans! Looks like the Nugs will be in a dog fight with Minnesota, the Clips, and possible Golden State for the last two WC playoff spots. Undoubtedly that means a round one matchup with Phoenix or Dallas. The schedule doesn't set up well for the Nugs: 13 of the last 18 games are on the road, and they have nine games left versus the top four WC teams.


-Yes, Super!:The first hot CD of 2007 hit the shelves this week, with Boot Camp's Sean Price releasing his second solo joint, Jesus Price Supastar. If you know my steez, you know the SG gives mad love to the Click, so it's no surprise this album should be in top rotation. We find Ruck with his usual BCC cohorts on a few tracks, but also some tight production by 9th Wonder and others. The CD also features a track with vet Sadat X and impressive new comer Skyzoo.


-Super Idea!: Since the Super Bowl extends into the nighttime, a day full of chicken wings, chips, beers, football, and more beers leave about half the population feeling like an offensive tackle's blocking dummy on Monday. These guys have the right idea: The first athletic holiday celebrating the competitive spirit by giving all Monday off. Let's just call it what it is: Hangover Monday.


-Gad Awful and not Super!: Many basketball players have ventured into the Hip Hop game, some with success; Shaq had a few hot hits, Dana Barros could actually flow pretty well, and AI generated some buzz. Most failed miserably: Chris Webber, Kobe Bryant, and we're still waiting on that Gheorge Muresan banger. When it comes to football, most know their place and stick to the pigskin. Trevor Pryce actually did some producing and had a on-point Rhymefest song appear on a soundtrack, but he may be one of the few. Apparently the message never got to Deion Sanders...Primetime? More like 3am on UPN, yuck.