Jump On...Jump Off

No talk or playing, sucker MC's I be slaying
Get off the bandwagon, you know what I'm saying?
I devastate the hip-hop scene
Keep the feet moving like a dancing machine...

BANDWAGON FACTOR IN CO SPORTS:

-Number of LeBron jersies at last night's Nugs win over The Chosen One, Sideshow Bob, and the rest of the Cleveland cronies: 100's
-Number of people in said jersies who could tell me about World B Free, Brad Daugherty, Craig Ehlo, Larry Nance, or Nate Thurmond: probably none

-Ticket price for the Yankees visit to Coors Field this summer: $75
-Number of other games you could see with that $75: About 20
-Number of fake Yankee fans that will be in the stands who couldn't mutter "fahgituabutit" or tell tell you where the Boronx even was (but they saw Jay-Z wearing the hat!): 1000's

-People walking around town now in their faded 1986 Bears gear: many
-Numbered surprised that Walter Payton had passed on, Jim McMahon (or most people call him 'Ed') is 50, and The Fridge is retired: many


-Number of people logging onto to the Colorado Rapids web site to see when Becks and his wife's tits will be coming to Dick's Sporting Goods Park: 100's
-People who think Dick's Park is a DVD they watched at their bachelor party: 100's