Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Matches Made in Hell


I'm the type to interrupt a party
I don't need a phone to reach out and touch somebody
Gimme a mic, it's just as good as one
Leave the party is what you wack MCs should of done...

-Boris and Natasha joining The Legion of Doom
-The Taliban merges with Starbucks
-Vanilla Ice joining up with PM Dawn
-Budweiser and a chick with hairy armpits
-David Duke joining Hoover's FBI
-Kim Il Jong signs with the Raiders
-Paris Hilton marrying Tom Cruise
-Baby Doc Duvalier teaming up with Al Capone
-Tim Hardaway rolling with Kramer from Seinfled
-Osama walks on for the Huskers
-Todd Bertuzzi traded to the Red Wings

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7 Comments:

Anonymous tv critic said...

Balki and Larry were far from perfect. Kip and Henry gave bosom a bad name.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Satan said...

Im pretty glad this deal went down

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "Colorado Avalanche and the 2007 Stanley Cup Playoffs"?

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Buffalo Jihad said...

Your gonna get "Bertuzzied" getting of the chairlift this weekend.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man how far have the avs fallen, its to bad i used to look forward to them coming here to the joe and getting beat up. Go Wings & Bertuzzi

8:10 AM  
Anonymous dahser boards said...

me and Kris Draper's face!

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny

3:29 PM  

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