Walking in Memphis

You're in the Terrordome like my man Chuck D said
It's time to dethrone you clones, and all you knuckleheads
Cuz' MC's have used up extended warranties
While real MC's and DJ's are a minority...

That relieving sigh you heard from Tennessee last night was not Elvis' ghost choking down a rack of spare ribs, but rather your Denver Nuggets not gaging in the 4th quarter. The powder blue patrol locked up a 111-107 win over the Griz. When you think Memphis you think Grizzlies roaming Broad Street, right? Then again, this is a city that celebrated the mentally unstable by naming their XFL team the 'Maniax'. The 'X' just makes it so coo-coo, doesn't it?

The Nugs seemed destined for their fifth straight L before AI caught fire early in the fourth and Melo and Nene helped bring home the victory over an inept and ugly Memphis squad. Pau Gasol and Mike Miller could be cast as degenerate meth addicts in the next Taratino movie. And, Miller, some soccer player is looking for his headband/rubber band you're currently sporting.

Although the Griz are a wretched squad, (how did that team make the playoffs last year is anyone's guess) watching them has got to be a dream for 6th graders everywhere. In between calling your friends "Gasol-holes" and cheering for "Miller Time" the 12 year olds can scream "go Gay!" at the top of their lungs and giggle for four quarters.