Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The Madness of Hawk

It's time to get live, live, live
like a wire I set a whole choir on fire
Well done, on the grill, shot skills kills...

The emails have been coming in from across the country about Dan Hawkins’ rant last week; asking “what’s his deal?” We here in Buffland thought the “tirade” was pretty funny, a Hawkins moment. Now a week later, it has hit the blogsphere and national radio shows (hmmmm, I wonder where all broadcast guys get their material?) Simmer down now people, there’s no use in trying to delve into “why” Hawkins went Howard Dean during his recruiting press conference.

After a year plus on the job in Boulder, that’s just Hawk being Hawk. Maybe he had just been told there wasn’t going to be glazed carrots at the recruiting luncheon. Maybe his son got caught looking at porn on his laptop during Algebra class. Maybe he just remembered that his squad lost to a Div IAA squad last year. Maybe his coffee was replaced by a double Jolt Cola with ground up Kool Menthols and Fun Dip. Maybe he finally realized his hair looks like Adam Rich from “8 Is Enough.” Win a few games this Fall, and no one will remember that you went ape shit over nothing…brutha.

Previous Hawkins Tirades:
-Leaving the field at halftime at the ISU game
-Taunting the Huskers
-Hawkins goes sky diving



Blogger Travis said...

Go play in some intramurals...brutha

You are right, that is Hawk being Hawk. He'd do that every once in awhile in Boise as well, although he had better lines in this melt down that I can remember

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buff fans should do up some t-shirts in the fall, "Go play intramurals, brother!"

Hawk has the same Dorothy Hamill haircut my sister had in 1976

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dork. This guy goes off on yell rants too often. Cu morons got exactly what they deserved with this dork. Won't be much better in 2007, maybe the buffaholes will win 4 games this year.

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, what intelligent discourse; us "Cu morons" are so enlightened. Ol' Coach Callahan would never "go off on yell rants" now would he?

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