Exit The Neck Beard
On point like decimals...
The Kyle Orton Era came to a screeching end yesterday as the QB cut, paving the way for him to either go to a team via the waiver process or to sign with anyone if no one claims him. Some thoughts:
--The previaling thought is the Donks did this as a "favor" to Orton. Huh? We're not talking a long term veteran here who we owed anything to, but rather a gruff average QB who wasn't exactly media or fan-friendly. And they did him a favor? Did they wash his car and water his plants while he is out of town too?
--The Bronco cleaning staff was so damn tired of neck beard trimmings in the sinks.
--Orton had recently fell to #3 on the depth chart, yet was still the team captain. And you thought running into your ex-girlfriend at the yogurt shop was awkward.
--If the Bears bring him in they will have former Goat QB Caleb Hanie, former Donk/current douchebag/current reality skank-banger Jay Cutler, and Orton as their three QBs. What, Tommie Frazier or Bradlee Van Pelt also aren't available?
--Speculation that Houston could bring him in seems a bit odd. For all the grief Matt Leinart takes, Houston coach Gary Kubiak runs the same offense that he ran in Denver, where you can plug in a maginal QB (see: Brister, Bubby) and have good results.
--Dangit, someone is going to have to price reduce that entire #8 Bronco jersey display that was going to greet the throngs of Black Friday shoppers.
RELATED: Joell Ortiz - "Hip Hop" - ("Yo, do me a favor...")
The Kyle Orton Era came to a screeching end yesterday as the QB cut, paving the way for him to either go to a team via the waiver process or to sign with anyone if no one claims him. Some thoughts:
--The previaling thought is the Donks did this as a "favor" to Orton. Huh? We're not talking a long term veteran here who we owed anything to, but rather a gruff average QB who wasn't exactly media or fan-friendly. And they did him a favor? Did they wash his car and water his plants while he is out of town too?
--The Bronco cleaning staff was so damn tired of neck beard trimmings in the sinks.
--Orton had recently fell to #3 on the depth chart, yet was still the team captain. And you thought running into your ex-girlfriend at the yogurt shop was awkward.
--If the Bears bring him in they will have former Goat QB Caleb Hanie, former Donk/current douchebag/current reality skank-banger Jay Cutler, and Orton as their three QBs. What, Tommie Frazier or Bradlee Van Pelt also aren't available?
--Speculation that Houston could bring him in seems a bit odd. For all the grief Matt Leinart takes, Houston coach Gary Kubiak runs the same offense that he ran in Denver, where you can plug in a maginal QB (see: Brister, Bubby) and have good results.
--Dangit, someone is going to have to price reduce that entire #8 Bronco jersey display that was going to greet the throngs of Black Friday shoppers.
RELATED: Joell Ortiz - "Hip Hop" - ("Yo, do me a favor...")
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