Hella Swept
The Rockies' 0-fer in the Bay over the weekend prompted this text exchange between myself and Slushy Gutter Alum Broz:
CH: I will fight the whole Rockies bullpen. Not just one dude but every one of those guys. At once. Like some Enter The Dragon type ish.
MB: I would love to help. Seriously.
CH: Numchucks and aluminum bats. Maybe some brass knuckles.
MB: Bike chains. Sock full of quarters.
CH: Make a reservation for them at a nice restaurant and when they show up just start going nutso with an ice pick.
MB: (after Saturday loss) Christ. Really?
CH: Paulino. Maybe duct tape him to a street post, cover him with steak sauce and call in the stray dogs?
MB: Fire ants. Eaten alive by fire ants.
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CH: I will fight the whole Rockies bullpen. Not just one dude but every one of those guys. At once. Like some Enter The Dragon type ish.
MB: I would love to help. Seriously.
CH: Numchucks and aluminum bats. Maybe some brass knuckles.
MB: Bike chains. Sock full of quarters.
CH: Make a reservation for them at a nice restaurant and when they show up just start going nutso with an ice pick.
MB: (after Saturday loss) Christ. Really?
CH: Paulino. Maybe duct tape him to a street post, cover him with steak sauce and call in the stray dogs?
MB: Fire ants. Eaten alive by fire ants.
RELATED: Puff Daddy f/ Notorious BIG - "Victory" - ("Brass knuckles and flashlights")
Labels: Rockies
posted by @slushygutter at 6:19 AM
2 Comments:
Poppa Broz dropped a sweet Mother's Day gem on the heels of our text thread. He walks in the door, picks up his infant granddaughter, sits in front of the television and notices the Rockies are on and says, "Anything better on than this shit?"
i like when south american socccer teams return from a bad loss and the fans are at the aiport trying to tip their buses over &shit.
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