Friday, March 26, 2010

Caption Hawk

(Dan Hawkins was spotted in Boise this week, where he stopped by BSU practice to chat up his old buddy Chris Peterson)
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"Dammit Pete, you sure you and Bill Bob Thornton aren't related?"
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"Nice Tiger Woods hat Hawk."
"Me and Tiger are kindred souls"
"How so?"
"Tiger was screwing whores for years, and I've been screwing the CU Admin and fans for years."
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"Wearing warm up pants around, eh, Hawk?"
"Shit, I can wear anything. Sometimes I wear an orange jockstrap and no pants. What are they gonna do? Fire me?"
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"Say, what's that in the front of your pants Pete?"
"That's our game plan Hawk"
"Game what? Damn, you guys get all technical up here."
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"Dang, four years back you were right Hawk. One of us did get to be a coach at a BCS program."

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