Plaid In Full

So just acknowledge the way that I kick it,
cuz if rap was a house, you'd be evicted….

The best thing about the past few Nuggets’ games? Chauncey taking control on the floor? Nene going perfect from the field? Birdman and K-Mart’s defense just wrecking the opposition? JR Smith’s confidence and shooting growing every game? The answer is a hearty ‘no’ to all of those.

It’s the suits.

Melo has been sporting some of the illest suits while sitting on the bench. Red plaid, black plaid, got blue and black, cause he likes to chill, and yellow and green when it's time to get ill. Fly ties, pocket hankerchiefs, he’s got it all.

Even Herb Tarlek of WKRP would be impressed. Chi Chi Rodgriguez called from the 70s and wanted to know where those fly duds came from. Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch said “what up!?” Farnsworth Bentley wants to come be Melo’s man-servant now. And for those really down, Alex Vanderpool is real impressed.

The hand? Oh, that’s better, and he’ll be back tonight. He’ll be sporting an ascot under his jersey.

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