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Things The Secret Service will tell Barrack Obama before he accepts the Dems' nomination, now at Invesco field at Mile High on August 28:
--The Cub Scout Den mother at the concession stand at section 128 doesn't care who you are, she still needs to see some damn ID.
--Be extra careful of this Bradlee Van Pelt character, after all he vowed he would return to Mile High one day and get a win.
--We know you're Bears' fan, but you really don't need to goad Mike Shannahan into punting/kicking to Devin Hester, because he will regardless.
--Don't jog to the podium, your speed will look like your showing up former punt returner Glenn Martinez.
--No, that giant concrete horse doesn't have an anatomically correct penis.
--We can't be 100% sure, but we don't have any intel that the Barrelman is hiding John McCain in his barrel.
--No sir, we've already told you that you have to be in an airplane to join that club, not here at the stadium.
--Mrs. Clinton will be upstairs with the coordinators, she will radio the plays into you. Mr. Clinton will be in the bar or more likely the cheerleaders' locker room.
--Well, if Mr. Plummer does show up and try to throw rotten tomatoes at you, just have some staffer nearby put on this Steelers' jersey and he'll throw it right at them.