Combine is Crap
It's beginnin to look a lot like what?
Follow my every step
Take notes on how I crept,
I's bout to go in depth...
The guy who thinks the Broncos starting RB is Patrick Henry and I just had this conversation:
GUY: Hey, the combine is this weekend
SG: Is that a farming convention or something?
GUY: Nooooo, the NFL combine.
SG: La di fucking da
GUY: Oh, there’s some of your CU guys in it
SG: They could dig up Whizzer White and have him in it and I couldn’t give a shit
GUY: Well, it’s better than no football
SG: Actually, it’s not.
GUY: So what are you going to watch golf or NASCAR?
SG: Anything but the freaking combine; I’d watch Tonya Harding masturbate with a frozen Snickers bar in the middle of Madison Square Garden before I watch the combine.
GUY: Aw, that’s disgusting…
SG: You remember that.
GUY: Hey, the combine is this weekend
SG: Is that a farming convention or something?
GUY: Nooooo, the NFL combine.
SG: La di fucking da
GUY: Oh, there’s some of your CU guys in it
SG: They could dig up Whizzer White and have him in it and I couldn’t give a shit
GUY: Well, it’s better than no football
SG: Actually, it’s not.
GUY: So what are you going to watch golf or NASCAR?
SG: Anything but the freaking combine; I’d watch Tonya Harding masturbate with a frozen Snickers bar in the middle of Madison Square Garden before I watch the combine.
GUY: Aw, that’s disgusting…
SG: You remember that.
posted by @slushygutter at 6:46 AM
3 Comments:
The only thing even remotely interesting or entertaining about the combine is that weightlifting coach.
Polumbus didnt help himself too much, he crashed and burned
Commish, I already have a video of Tanya with a frozen Snickers bar.
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