Ron Mexico...Colorado Rockie?
F*ck that, why try, throw bleach in your eye
Now ya braille in it, stash that light shit, or scalin it...
A little known fact is Michael Vick was drafted in the late rounds by the local Colorado Rockies. We wonder how that would've turned out...
-Base runners might be a tad uneasy in trying to steal second if Vick is playing SS with a rabid pitbull on a rusty chain.
-Humidor is key for storing special water bottles that hold the sticky icky.
-No more playing in the long shadow of legend Steve Bartowski.
-Large Hispanic fan base would love to cheer “Viva Mexico” each time he comes to bat.
-The Colorado Ice Arena Football club could be a perfect fit for younger brother Marcus.
-He’d be able to get huge leads at first due to the fact the 1B might not want to apply tags to his herpes infected body.
-Doesn’t have to play with people named after tiny oceanic organisms.
-When he flips off the Rockies fans with the double barrel fingers, he can claim it is simply the number of games back the Rockies currently are.
-Large number of McDonald’s that attract ahole High School kids provides hours of enjoyment for his younger brother Marcus.
-Pit Bulls might be banned in Denver, but that opens the door for Bad Newz Kennels: Commerce City.
-Humidor is key for storing special water bottles that hold the sticky icky.
-No more playing in the long shadow of legend Steve Bartowski.
-Large Hispanic fan base would love to cheer “Viva Mexico” each time he comes to bat.
-The Colorado Ice Arena Football club could be a perfect fit for younger brother Marcus.
-He’d be able to get huge leads at first due to the fact the 1B might not want to apply tags to his herpes infected body.
-Doesn’t have to play with people named after tiny oceanic organisms.
-When he flips off the Rockies fans with the double barrel fingers, he can claim it is simply the number of games back the Rockies currently are.
-Large number of McDonald’s that attract ahole High School kids provides hours of enjoyment for his younger brother Marcus.
-Pit Bulls might be banned in Denver, but that opens the door for Bad Newz Kennels: Commerce City.
Labels: Rockies
posted by Commish CH at 12:18 AM
3 Comments:
Broz, your pussy-like anonymous comments put you on the bleach list for the entire season.
ooooh, can I get on the bleach list too?
Vick can go play for the Rockies. He's let down the organization, mr Blank, and the people of the city of Atlanta.
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