Monday, May 07, 2007

Adopted Son

Listen closely, so your attention's undivided
Many in the past have tried to do what I did

Just the way I came off, man I'm gonna come off
Stronger and longer, even with the drum off...


With the Nuggets out of the playoffs, here are some reasons to adopt one of the remaining eight teams still in the postseason:


1- Detroit Pistons: Denver native and former CU star Chauncey Billups. You might be from Colorado and/or went to CU, but you don't get to work for a guy named 'Flip'



2- Cleveland Cavaliers: LeBron James had a Hummer in high school. You tried and tried, but you never got a hummer in high school.




3- Chicago Bulls: Ben Wallace has a cool afro. You probably have worn an afro wig at some point. It's not really as funny as you think it is.




4- New Jersey Nets: You have a Jay-Z CD or two. Thanks to you, he was able to parlay that extra buck into buying the Nets.




5- San Antonio Spurs: If you watch the Spurs long enough, one player could be shot by a sniper. Everyone will think it's just one of them flopping again.




6- Golden State Warriors: Baron Davis has opened your eyes to the plight of the Black Amish population in this country.




7- Phoenix Suns: Steve Nash's bloody grill reminds you of when Fabio got clocked in the cabeza by an irate pigeon.




8- Utah Jazz: Every time you see Utah, you're reminded of the timeless trips you take to listen to the world renowned jazz and landmark jazz clubs in Salt Lake City.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Broz said...

Didn't Fabio get hit with a goose or a swan or something?

8:22 AM  
Anonymous Slushy Gutter winner JBiz said...

I pick Buffalo in five.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous romance novel petey said...

i think it was an ostrich

11:44 AM  
Blogger bankmeister said...

Dude, don't be baggin' the Salt Lake jazz scene. It's hipper than your boy Dennis Rodman's wardrobe.

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