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What/who is (a) Von Wafer?

a- The diabolical evil scientist trying to turn the Fantastic Four into small poodles
b- A member of the Colorado 14ers, who begin their one game playoff today
c- A crisp pastry favored by British barristers during afternoon tea ("say Nigel, these Von Wafers are quite tasty good chap!")
d- A member of the Denver Nuggets, who are playing a defacto exhibition game today
e- The Colorado 14ers? Is that some hippy mountaineering group?
f- Another alias by underground rap star MF Doom
g- 1st team all-NBDL
h- Lloyd's love interest on "Entourage"
i- The hot new brand of gear favored by hipsters ("dude, is that a new Von Wafer tee? Yeah, brah, I got this Von Wafer trucker cap too!")
j- Some lame nickname this blog gives to some miscreant alcoholic friend

Answer: Von Wafer