There is an A and I in Christmas

You two-faces, scum of the slum, I got your whole body numb

Blowin like Shalamar in eighty-one...

Dear Nuggets fans:

Just wanted to let you know that I sent y'all an early Christmas gift yesterday; a little 6 foot bundle of joy named Allen Iverson. There's no gift receipt, no exchanges, just fun and frolic and 35 shots a night.

But we really also must thank the Philadelphia 76ers management, who also had a hand in this gift. In return they got Andre Miller(who will love the Cheese Steaks), Joe Smith (betcha most of you didn't know he was still in the league!), and two 1st round draft picks. Now before you moan about those picks being a possible Oden or Durant; they're actually in the low to mid-20's. So they should expect someone named Prazandraj or from Eastchester Community College.

Oh, and you also get a guy named Ivan McFarland! Joy joy joy! Actually, I don't know if this guy is a NBA forward, a 18th century Russian tyrant, or the guy running the register at Burlington Coat Factory. But, nevertheless, it's a Festivus Miracle as Kramer (minus the racial insults) would say!

So, ho ho ho, Denver fans. You essentially gave Philly a nutted cheese log and in return they gave you the 8 Gb video Ipod! Merry Christmas!

Always,

Santa

PS- For all you in Nebraska, I prefer milk and cookies, not Cheetoes and Pabst.