Orton or Bust

Now when I'm on the microphone I roam through zones
But don't be tryin this shit at home...

In earth shattering news, Donk Head Coach John Fox named Kyle Orton the starter for the regular season opener yesterday.

In related news Carmelo Anthony has been traded, the Buffs have moved to the Pac 12, and Denver has been awarded a National League expansion franchise!

Wouldn't it have been great if the assembled media had gasped in mock suprprise when this "announcement" was made. If you heard wailing usually reserved for courtroom settings or one scribe had simply said "no shit John."

The QB drama that is not going away is finally starting to wear on the new Bronco head coach. He seemed bursting at the seams when "announcing" the starter and "not announcing" the backup to the ascension of Orton. Expect this type of "news" all year Denver fans; the rigor of the NFL season filled with injuries, egos, and fan pressure could make a Denver depth chart look almost mandatory each week.

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