Depth Chart Douchebag

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Lip synchin', lyin' and about to get slapped...

How much analysis can really be thrown out there about last night's first preseason game between the Donks and the Cowboys? All the QBs looked average, the running game looked good, the defense looked OK, the penalties were wack, and the coaches didn't seem much different from the last regime. But again it was the first preseason game after a long lockout.

What I did notice is the annointed QB1, Kyle Orton being a stellar teammate. Notice Tim Tebow, Brady Quinn, and Adam Weber all moving in concert with eachother and the coaches? Did you see anyone with a neckbeard in that group? Way to work with the young QBs, Kyle.

Are we suggesting Orton don a headset and be an extra coach for the players behind him? Sure, why not? We've seen other top QBs do that. Think Peyton Manning will simply chill in a baseball cap this preseason while nursing hs neck injury? Are other teams who will need a QB when Orton's contract is up seeing this? Maybe. If so, that's money out of his pocket.

Orton shows no spark, no emotion, no energy on the field. We know he doesn't give a crap about the fans off the field, and he's still a pouting "veteran" on the sideline. First string QB? Yep. First string asshole? Definitely.

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