Don't Cry, Dry Your Eyes

Melt MC's with mental telepathy...

While the nation wakes up in a collective gruff and grumbly mood today after the disappointing Women's World Cup loss, we can take solace in joy in that one of our national squads brought home a world title this weekend.

The US are World Champions of American Football! Clear the parade route down New York City for our conquering hereos! Abby Wam Who?

Better yet before you rush out and buy your commerative shirts and hats, was that our very own Cody Hawkins was behind center for the entire tournament. He performed quite well matching up against an array of Canadians, Austrians, and others from across the wide globe or American Football players. Who needs Big 12 competition when you are going against Austraila's finest?

Hope Solo? Who?

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