All You Can Eat

Some MC's wanted to buy me, so they try to take stands
But they don't understand, I'm the motherfuckin man...

The Donks did a great job over the last few days by beefing up their defensive line with the signings of former CU Buff Justin Bannan, Jarvis Green, and the behemoth known as Jamaal Williams, all "listed" 350 pounds of him. The Fat Boys are back! (Wouldn't it be great if the three of them showed up to Dove Valley ala The Fat Boys in Krush Groove? Rocking the satin jackets and Cazelle glasses, eating entire shanks of deli meat?)

Before singing Williams the Broncos also considereed signing:

-The million pound I-70 boulder.

-Andres Galaragga. They quickly realized they had the wrong "Big Cat" and got a refund on Andres' ticket.

-A trash truck.

-Jay Cutler's ego.

-Former NBAers Robert Tractor Trailer and Oliver Miller.

-That chubby USA bobsled guy. (Dude is actually pretty nimble on his feet. If he can bring the sled on the field, sign him up.)

-A bunch of the idiots who get selected to do the Sumo wrestling thing at Nuggets games.

-Refrigerator Perry...on roids.

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