Friday, November 06, 2009

Powder Blue Protest?

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
My style slams, but some still want to get with me...

By now, it is safe to say that most of Buff Nation is upset with the direction of the program. The problem is, no one can pinpoint a way to show their frustration and get through to the powers that be. The constant "support the kids" rings true when any talk of boycotting games, witholding donations, or flashing your testicles to Dan Hawkins and telling him to "suck it!"

A CU student has come with his own protest that makes some sense; showing up at tomorrow's game yet wearing the hated powder blue unis from the Chuck Fairbanks dark era. Basically you'll see alot of Nuggets gear at Folsom, so break out the Earl Boykins throwbacks!

Of course, we Buff fans love us some Black and Gold on Black and Gold infighting, so the debate rages whether this is an appropriate protest. The SG can see both sides of the issue: send a message to the AD with the blue yet what message does that send to the kids. Ahh fuck it, the SG plans their own protests:

-Corduroy hats. Why harken to the dark days when we can be reminded of the mid 80s when the program was on the upswing. Plus corduroy hats totally got the shaft with trucker hats making a comeback. Fucking Ashton Kutcher.

-Hard hats. I'm going to protest that CU needs to bring back the concrete artificial turf that graced Folsom for more than a decade. That crap gave more rug burns than humping on shag carpet.

-Arrive drunk. It's been 15 long years since smoooooooooth Coors Light flowed at Folsom Field. I can remember the days of John Elway on the sideline pounding six beers in one game; of Kenny Rogers chilling in the team house with a frosty one. Yes, Kenny Rogers. The freaking Gambler. Motorboating Dolly Parton. This protest will not be too hard given the present company.

-Dress like a Hippie. Yes, it's Boulder and this shouldn't be too hard to pull off, but let's protest the fact we haven't had a top RB since the days of noted ganja enthusiast Rashaan Salaam. The last two blue chippers have went bye-bye and they might've been enticed to stick around if they had only did a few more golden bong rips rather than bitch about the play calling.

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Anonymous Tuck said...

Say what you will about the Rams' six-game losing streak, their non-BCS conference, and the eyesore stadium. But at least we have plenty of C-Minus flowing from the taps inside the concourse. Well done, CSU !!!!

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those hats with the branches or wings on the brims were fat during the day. You know, one that read USS Nimitz or something. Your grandpa wore one.

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent's original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.

Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children ascend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately, which they passed on to their children. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to the people's disfavor.

Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.

Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
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12:37 PM  

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