Finger Tips

Like a superintendent, burning MCs leaves a foul scent

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Kudos for the NBA zebras for actually getting one thing right in the Nugegts loss victory over the Bulls last night. The five minute must-see-TV conference to determine whether or not Brad Miller of got off his "shot" in the .3 seconds proved he did not get the shot off by mere fingertips.

Never mind the refs had blown the preceding intentionally missed free throw by Chauncey Billups. Unless the refs are Steve Austin (super hero, not roid munching wrestler) how could they see when the Bulls got the board, notice the timeout, and note the clock is at .3 seconds? They missed multiple fouls on the Bulls tying shot and a huge goaltending earlier in the game.

The Bulls probably got some hometown timing on Miller's shot too. Throw in the near circus act the Bulls bench employed during the ref review (Joakim Noah just seems like a giant sack of douche, doesn't he? Contrast their act with the Nuggets who waited idly) and the refs actually did a decent job.

Next time the Bulls should use someone with shorter fingers. Say, a shorter player, a victim of the Japanese mafia, Spud Webb, a member of the Lolipop Guild? Rather they use Brad Miller- was Arsenio Hall, Edward Scissorhands, ET, or every mid-30s or older male's doctor not available?

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