Monday, August 03, 2009

Em Tags That A*s

One of the highlights of my weekend was hearing Eminem's "The Warning" track in which he viciously attacks Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon in response to her "Obsessed" song that is on all the tiny bopper stations right now.

I almost drove off the road when I heard the joint, it is that scathing. Beat wise, this is nothing special (Flip the Biggie Verse "Mariah Carey is kind scary" from "Dreams" would've been cool)and lyrically he isn't invoking any early 2000 Em. But it certainly ratchets up the late summer fun.
KRS-One versus MC Shan this isn't. LL Cool J and Kool Moe Dee are blushing over this. UTFO and all the Roxannes are probably crying after hearing it.
Among the things we learned from Em on this song:
-He has pictures...naked ones. Black and white? Color ones?
-Nick Cannon is a homosexual.
-There was bodily fluids involved. Chalky ones.
-She is straight coo-coo. Certifiable. Three exits past the off ramp to insantity.
-She likes wine. And she is not a sommelier.
-Em knows the way around her house. In case any of you left your Jenga set there.
-Much much more fun for the whole family!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

F*ck Nick Cannon, son!

-Chappelle's Show

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