Pop The Blister

I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Joker rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick...

Rockies' ace Jason Marquis has a blister, causing him to miss this weekend's crucial series verus the Giants:

-Marquis should rock the Husky work gloves whenever possible. He can be like like those villians in the 80s movies who throws on the gloves and upends the table where the nerds are eating.

-RELATED: Ghostface Killah - "Cherchez LaGhost" - "Catch me on the stage with about ten kicks. Blister hard headed - grinnin' all dayCan you say 'Oww! We just got paid' "

-The above my strike a chord with Marquis, since he- like the Wu Tang Clan- is from Staten Island. Maybe he ran with the Clan back in the day under the name Golden Marq Sword. Him and ODB drank mad 40s and he rolled dice with U-God.

-I'm sure that Marquis has heard every blister remedy known to man, but heed the word of the Commish: Krazy Glue, son, Krazy Glue.

-RELATED: Mobb Deep f/ Big Noyd - "Burn" - "My jewels, my whip, my rims we bitchinMy guns be the heat that'll make you blister."

-Message from teenage boys everywhere to Marquis- use the other hand.

-A bit of the luster is off the Friday game that would've pitted Marquis versus Matt Cain. But hey, we have Jason Hammel going instead. Just close your eyes and when he announced pretend they said 'Cole' not 'Jason.'

-Carmex and lots of it. Somewhere Gaylord Perry agrees.