Kidney Punch

It was the fame, that they tried to get,
now they walking around talkin about represent...

These mean net streets were abuzz yesterday that CU Head Honch Dan Hawkins had checked into the hospital. Gasp!

Was he fusing the DNA of Kordell Stweart, Koy Detmer, and Darian Hagan to give himself a Black and Gold super QB? Was it a complete breakdown after watching his receivers work out over the week? Did he mistake the hospital for the barber shop because he finally wanted to rid himself of the adult Adam Rich haircut?

Relax Buff fans, it's just a kidney stone. Although that was probably no small "relax" for Dan Hawkins. After weeks of trying to Zen the stone out, Dan had to get a legit Doc to work on it.

Easy jokes for the Buff haters here folks: That's the easiest pass he'll complete this year! (Rim shot)

And of course: "It's Division One surgical procedures! This ain't med school! You got a few hours to check in, a few hours in surgery, that's probably more time in the hospital than meth addicts get. And we're a little bummed out? Go play Operation, brother."

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