MF June

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily...

JUNE BY THE NUMBERS:

-Total one month into the Slushy Gutter Summer (after a few cooooooooool CLs after another Thursday softball loss): 187

-Number of ex-girlfirends of Busta Rhymes that went carpet licker on him: 1

-Number of different types of beers the kid consumed one month into the Slushy Gutter Summer: 6
-Percentage that were smoooooooooooth CLs: 95

-MCs more freaking "real" than Freddie Foxx aka Bumpy Knuckles(from nahright): 0

-Games back of first place the Rockies are: 1

-Days until the Cannibal Ox show at the Fox Theater: 14
-Times I've listened to The Cold Vein in the past month: ~5

-Times per day when I think of a few months away when Im enjoying an ice cold CL before a beautiful fall day at Folsom Field: 10

-Chances in hell that Snoop Dogg would perform with American Idol Taylor Hicks: 0

-Headz who can actually make a connection between this entry's quote and the current number of beers in Slushy Gutter Summer: 0 (maybe Fresh Marcus)

-Days until former Slushy Gutter winner JayBiz goes cyborg on us with the release of the crew's defacto crack rock, EA NCAA Football 2007: 19