Here in Colorado we've had some crappy teams over the last 20 years. In between Dikembe and Mr Lala the Nuggets had some gawd awful squads. Check the Colorado Buffaloes football team this past year as well as some of their hoops teams in the day. See the Avs and their quest for the number one pick this year. Even the beloved Donks had some stinkers here and there.
And then we have the local National League professional baseball club. In their 20 years of existence, they have had some real dog sh*t teams. This year should be the steamiest pile they've ever had at 20th and Blake.
Speaking of dog crap, in the nearly seven years this blog has been around, we've never offered a season prediction...until now.
The assortment of laughable pitchers, veteran retreads and AAA caliber hurlers will help with the historic hapless season. And we know there'll we an injury or two or three. Tulo nursing something starting in May and lingering all year. Then there will be the veteran trade offs. Cuddyer in Detroit, Chris Nelson in Washington. Carlos Gonzalez - gasp - in Toronto? Everything that will go wrong in Purple and Black will go wrong. Taps running dry, the clocktower getting struck by lightning, Dinger's costume getting ate by rabid coyotes.
The Rockies 2013 record? 0-162.
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