Christmas SG Style
Christmas is the SG House and with it comes the tree and all the trimmmings. Like many readers, one may wonder: "what is hanging on the SG Christmas Tree?" Falling in line with the pillars we rep here, let's take a look...
-CU Ornaments: 15 - Yes, the number of ornaments on the tree outnumbers the wins by the football team over the last four seasons.
-Beer Ornaments: 5 - The favorite is El Boracho ornamnent, which is described as "Mexican or Chicano slang for a drunkard." Si, pass mas cereveza...Feliz Navidad.
-Rockies Ornaments: 1 - There was two, but one broke over the long storage season. Kind of like the actual team.
-Nuggets Ornaments: 1 - Surprisingly equal to the number of outside jumpers hit by the team last night. However, there are a couple gifts wrapped in Nuggets' wrapping paper. If only the team played that tight of defense.
-Broncos Ornaments: 2 - One of them is a John Elway figurine that is missing his right foot. The since deceased cat bit it off some years ago. Damn cat was always a Chargers fan.
-Hip Hop Ornaments: 0 - Always thought a Krylon can on top of the tree might be a nice touch
RELATED: De La Soul f/ Redman - "Oooooh" - ("all my goodies out from under the tree, except the CDs of shiny-suit rappers and flossin emcees who fail at takin it to rhyme degrees")