-Standing too close to Melo and...
...Kerry Walsh's defensive presence goes down 50 percent.
...Misty May's husband (Dodgers' catcher) b*tch slaps Miguel Montero and dead sprints to the dugout.
...Suddenly USA Volleyball is pressured into adding JR Smith to the team.
...Misty May, fed up with not being popular enough in smaller Huntington Beach, requests to be traded to the Dallas Cowboys.
...good thing Kevin Durant is in between, at least he's tasted what the Finals are like.
...Kerry Walsh's case of pink eye clears up from the contact.
...more questions on what the difference between Austria and Australia.
...VH1 calls to see if they'd be interested in sitting courtside on LaLa's reality show.
...Jeremy Lin is left to leave without a counteroffer... to Brazil.
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