Scoot On By
Eazy E once said "fuck the car, I do a mother fucking walk-by." For two Boulder drunks, the next step up was a scooter-by. And, further expanding on Eazy's violence, they decided to use bear repellent.
Only in Boulder.
It seems the two assailants had been drinking all day for the holiday when their vitriol over a perceived theft lead them to another block on The Hill. Not knowing which specific house on the block was the culprit, they decided to spray up the whole block. Down for ya neighborhood.
I never been sprayed with bear repellent but if I'm chilling with some July 4th corn on the cob it's probably not something that adds flavor.
The two sprayers hit up a house and a frat house yard before the spray reversed course in the wind (damn pesky physics) and doused themselves. Somewhere a bear is laughing in irony.
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Only in Boulder.
It seems the two assailants had been drinking all day for the holiday when their vitriol over a perceived theft lead them to another block on The Hill. Not knowing which specific house on the block was the culprit, they decided to spray up the whole block. Down for ya neighborhood.
I never been sprayed with bear repellent but if I'm chilling with some July 4th corn on the cob it's probably not something that adds flavor.
The two sprayers hit up a house and a frat house yard before the spray reversed course in the wind (damn pesky physics) and doused themselves. Somewhere a bear is laughing in irony.
RELATED: Cypress Hill - "Throw Ya Hands In The Air"
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