Elvis...Was A Hero To Most

Elvis Dumervil? Not a good weekend. The SG weighs in:

-Maybe Elvis should have a new sack dance, everytime he lays a QB down he lifts his shirt and goes all Doughboy, screaming "Yo, we got a problem here?!"

-Miami. South Beach. Guns. Fancy cars. Lingerie employees. Someone call Crockett and Tubbs, I think we have a mystery that can be solved in 42 minutes of prime time TV!

-Did felllow defensive "leader" DJ Williams tweet a picture of the incident?

-Further playing on the Boyz N The Hood montage from above, wouldn't it be funny to see Tim Tebow in Cuba Godding's roll punching the air in the wack crying scene? Yeah, he won an Oscar later in his career.

-Hey Peyton, welcome to Denver. One of the best defensive players is looking a suspension, the defensive captain is already out six games, and your best WR is facing a huge sexual assualt civil suit.

-Elvis and his mans were rolling South Beach listening to: a) Fresh Prince- "Welcome to Miami"; b) 2 Live Crew- "Pop That Coochie"; or c) any Miami Sound Machine jam. Because remember, the rhythm is going to get you.

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