Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Boulderbama

Well lookee who is back in Our Fair State? None other than The Commander In Chief, Barry O. He's heading straight from DIA to the People's Republic of Boulder and addressing the masses at Dear Ol' CU at the Coors Event Center. Much like last time, the Secret Service (unless they are scouring the county for hookers) or his people will advise the President...

--Yes sir, you are the first US President to be on campus since 1958. Yes sir, I'm sure you could post up that "old chrome dome Eisenhower" and take him to the hole.
--Yeah, we get it sir, it is called the Coors Event Center yet you can't buy beer. Sure, we'll get the attorney general on that.
--No sir, I'm not sure if Mr Embree saw your birth certificate when they lost to Hawaii this year.
--Sir, I don't think you should call Mr Clinton to tell him that Boulder got that "good sticky icky."
--I doubt Romney could hit that three pointer sir. But, yes, he probably would just buy the Nuggets instead. --Tad Boyle, Tad. No, that is not a type of diet soda.
--Sorry, Mr Embree, he's the President, he doesn't have healing powers for your receiver's ACL.
--Sir, can you please wrap up the game of hackey sack?
--I don't know sir, Ralphie and Sarah Palin might be related.

RELATED: GZA - "Breaker, Breaker" - ("Commander-n-chief of flight style, check the aircraft...")

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Why you gotta dis Ralphie like that?

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