Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Mile High Invasion



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Donk playoff tickets went on sale to the general public yesterday and you can bet as sure as a misfired Tebow pass that Steeler fans were clogging the phone lines and bandwith.

Remember the 2006 AFC Championship? Steeler fans were everywhere; and with the Broncos backing into the playoffs ala a dirty J-Lo video, many local fans might decide to spend their Sunday afternoon somewhere else. A cool couple hundy from a Steeler fan might be a better option to a longtime Bronco ticket holder than having to endure another game like Sunday.

How are the Donks attempting to stifle the impending Black and Yellow invasion? Ticketmaster makes you have a "Rocky Mountain" address. One thing we've learned about Steeler fans is that they are everywhere, a result of the exodus of Western Pennsylvanians in the 80s and the local bandwagon fans from their recent and prior success. Hell, Steeler fans will probably rent a PO Box in Colby, Kansas just to get tickets.

Bronco fans be warned, plenty of Terrible Towels at Sports Authority to dry our tears.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous AdamMackWright said...

I already sold my tickets to Steelers fans at a nifty profit. I am ashamed but needed to recoup some losses for the other dogshit games i couldn't sell at all. I live in AZ so it's tough to go last minute. Forgive me.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sold my tickets to Snoop Dogg. Paid in green

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2:01 PM  
Blogger Travis said...

I was living in Denver for that AFC championship game in 2006, but I was wearing my Steelers gear. The highlight of the weekend, some donks fan at the bar saturday night grabbed my $5 dollar bill out of my hand and set it on fire with his bic, because I was "a fuckin' Steelers fan". He got kicked out, his buddy bought me a beer and I was sipping on cold Coors Light. Later that night, I was screaming "Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go!" in downtown Denver, and a army of Steelers fans joined in. Then the next day I went to the game in what was the best day of my life after the birth of my daughter..

2:04 PM  

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