NCAA Zombie Champs!

I ran the Dark Ages, Constantine and great Henry the Eighth
Built with Ghengis Khan, the wreck suede wiley Don...

The good folks in Boulder finally showed some moxie, gumption, concern for their constituents, and unparalleled leadership this week. Fire the football coach?! Puhleeeeez. Better yet they banned Nerf guns on campus that are used in the ultra competitive "Human versus Zombies" game. Balled up socks, not Nerf guns, will now be the HvZ team's weapon of choice for freezing the undead.

How proud us alums and fans are that the folks on The Hill are showing their firm support to develop a world class HvZ team. Without the guns, they will have ample chance to develop their craft without tech-saavy products. There will be no Nerf injuries that may cause injuries to some of our key HvZ players. The high costs of the top Nerf guns will free up cash to expand the HvZ locker room and training areas.

The CU HvZ team will undoubtedly benefit, as will us fans who shell out thousands of dollars each year to follow and cheer on them each year. Why just last week we were reliving the road trips to far flung HvZ locales, tailgating before the festivites, and the great HvZ players that have worn the Black and Gold.

Kudos to you CU leadership, you have crafted a balanced university we can all be proud of.

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