Nets Losses

Armor All on your tires and a big gold chain...

The Nuggets always have a tendency to lose a game at home that they have no business in losing. Years ago, they would lose a few of them, now it seems to be limited to one a year. Some sub-par team comes in on a non-descript weekday night and steals a win from a uninspired Nugs' squad. Last night, the Nets came into Pepsi Center with their 0-13 record. A chance for one of those "steals"?

Not a chance.

These Nets are bad, real bad, so bad the stench of North New Jersey might be from their locker room. I consider myself an avid NBA follower. I know the majority of players on the teams, where they went to college, their former teams, all that geeky shit. What the Nets trotted out there last night, I had nary a clue. Dick Bavetta was the most recognizable face out there. They had a couple dudes named Williams, the And 1 mix tape guy, that Lopez twin from Stanford who either looked like Side Show Bob and Anderson Vareajo's love child or the one who is banging Michelle Wie. I'm not sure which one. They had some dude who looks like Hip Hop producer Swizz Beatz. And Sherman Douglas Roberts or something whose name in the boxscore reads "D-Robts" like some sci-fi robot attack squad.

In the end, the Nugs got their win and now look at a stretch where the schedule is pretty light between now and Christmas. The Nets? Look for them to be relegated to the D-League.

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