Juvenile Humor

I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman...

It was a great weekend here in CO, as the Nugs won a pair on the road, the CU men’s hoops team won their opener, the Broncos overcame Jake Plummer being Jake and won a road game, and the Buffs sent the Seniors out on top with a nice win at Folsom. However, my favorite part of the weekend had to be that the Buffs’ football opponent, Iowa State, had a running back named Kock. I was suddenly taken back to 7th grade and imagined what it might be like to hear these types of things by announcers:

*There’s Kock with some penetration!
*Kock is really finding the holes tonight!
*Kock tried to get around the tight end.
*Kock explodes!
*Kock is really getting into it with Bush (if he gets in a fight with Reggie Bush)
*Who’s that on the sideline? Oh, that’s Kock and balls (he’s carrying the extra equipment)
*Kock is going to the bench to get a blow (he’s winded)
*He’s really working over Kock! (he’s getting yelled at by the coach)

(hey, the Buffs are 2-9, you gotta find someting to focus on)