Bodily Functions

My war is so tight, my drama so ill,
Beef with me hangs around like a unpaid bill...

Random SG bullshit that's got me losing control of my own body:

Earlin in the parking lot- I keep hearing “bring New York back” in hip-hop circles. If the latest craze from the NYC is an indication, Gotham is about as close to being “back” as the Knicks are to winning the NBA Finals. I give you "Chicken Noodle Soup".

Make me f*ckin sick to my stomach- Another 1-0 loss at Coors Field. 10 men left on base. No sign of clutch hitting. A leadoff triple in the 9th, with the runner still standing there at the game’s end. Maybe Clint needs to take the boys to the cages for some swings, go-kart rides, cokes and pizza. Worse yet, nearly the whole division lost too.

Pee pee when they see me- Lord Sear broke out Masta Killa’s new single, Iron God Chamber recently on the Drunk Mix and I literally almost pulled over and pissed my pants. I never paid the “secondary” members of the Clan much mind, but this song is freaking bananas. You could stick it in between "Bring Da Ruckus" and "Shame on a N**ga" and no one would ever notice it was dropped 13 years later.

Never seen a man cry- Bradlee van Mullet still has the #2 QB spot on the Broncos roster, making him my teams starting QB if Jake’s nifty Element wont start and he misses the game. Seeing Sunshine at the helm would seriously test my Orange and Blue blood. The good news: Jay Cutler is progressing nicely.

If you tired, then go take a nap- Ashlie Lelie still hasn’t been traded, but apparently the dinged up Eagles might be interested. Memo to Eagles fans: Lelie won’t make you forget Terrell Owens, Mike Quick, or even Harold Carmichael. Meanwhile, the Lelie situation is barely receiving any play in the Bronco obsessed CO media. A collective yawn.