John Elway and Brian Xanders decided that Xanders and the Broncos would be parting ways. A few reasons behind this "mutual" split:
-Xanders grew real tired of Elway always playing Xzibit's "X" everytime they had a meeting.
-We all know how competitive Elway is, and he just couldn't stand "Xanders" being more than "Elway" in Scrabble.
-Xanders figured if there was ever a time to try his hand at being a starting piticher, the local NL baseball team up the street might need one.
-Elway is famous for his "helicopter" play, while Xanders cried everytime the copter crashed in "Airwolf" back in the 80s. That was always awkward in the office.
-Xanders never got over Elway not discipling Pau Gasol for the hard shoulder he threw in the hallway.
-Elway got word that Josh McDaniels was texting Xanders under the name "TV Repair Guy" in his phone.
-Xanders knew that if Elway wanted an official "yes man" that it would eventually come back to Sammy Winder.
-Elway was mad that Xanders ever cleaned the break room microwave, while Xanders was peeved Elway always ordered those fancy Rollerball pens while he had to toil with a Bic.
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