Start Your Engine Melo

Corners trifling cause shorty's here - I get cock-d liftin' forties of beer...

After three straight postseason 4-1series losses, the Nuggets soon to be max-ed out player, Carmelo Anthony has embarked on his summer missive. Let's take a guess on what that might be:

1. Hitting the weights to bulk up to bang with the yoked-up post players to increase his stellar 5.6 rebound per game career average (and a paltry 1.9 per game on the offensive end)
2. Extensive gym time with Fred Hoiberg, Reggie Miller, heck, maybe Kurt Rambis is available? His beyond the arc shooting leaves something to be desired. (29% career average and 12% in the postseason)
3. Watching tape, working with LeBron, Kobe, Elton Brand, or other USA Basketball player pool participants to take back the Gold Medal that is rightfully ours. On second thought, stay clear of Kobe during the summers Melo.
4. Screaming with the rest of the TRL fiends with LaLa (Melo looks like a Juelz Santana type of cat...let's hope it's not Clay Aitken.) Shit, by the looks of things, Melo should be doing anything that Lala wants him to do. Yowza.

If you guessed any of the above, you are wrong. Melo has been front and center this summer with Gene Simmons. Yes, that Gene Simmons. The two, along with a few others, have an Indy Car in this year's IRL field named Car Melo. The car hasn't fared that well this season, but it is still early. No word if a Marcus Camby-Angus Young car is also in the field, maybe Andre Miller-Nikki Sixx?

[528 update: had a few smooooooooth CLs over the past couple nights, including Thursday's softball debacle, a 16-6 loss in which we were given 5 "free" runs before a pitch was thrown. The opponents were a class above us but are playing in our league. Great idea, I think the Broncos are playing in the Sun Belt Conference next year too. (21) ]