Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Posse On Broadway Revisited


Uhhh...rrrollin' with my posse we're gettin' kinda' bored--there's not another posse with more points scored

People mentioned in 1988's Posse On Broadway by Sir-Mix-A-Lot:

1. Mix himself- also metntioned later as the “JR Ewing of Seattle.” Four years later was responsible for millions of white people singing about asses at karoke bars for the next quarter century.

2. Kid Sensation- at Dick’s he dropped a $20 and didn’t even miss it. A year later he and Ken Griffey Jr dropped one of the worst raps of all time. Yes, that Ken Griffey Jr. Harold Reynolds and Jay Buhner also release their Mariner raps.

3. Maharaji- when we first meet him, he’s watching TV with two ladies on his lap, later he’s on the def side dancing like a freak. Plus, he has the funnest name to say in the whole posse.

4. Larry- the white guy who makes a lot of money in real estate. For the next two years my friends would rap this line everytime that Larry Bird shot the ball. No word if Larry used some of that money in Starbucks or Microsoft stock.

5. The Thugs on 23rd

6. Skinny girls- from smoking all them drugs. "Cuz the Rockman got them and their butts just dropped..." Not to be confused with "the Rahman got him and his butt just dropped," which is what happenned to Lennox Lewis.

7. The driver- after running into the thugs and skinny girls, the driver broke left.

8. Kevin- the only time he’s mentioned in the song. Who is this Kevin character? Former Trailblazer Kevin Duckworth? Kevin Bacon?

9. Mix’s girl- After Kevin directs the driver to “break left,” Mix’s girl blows him a kiss. And she’s looking mighty freaky in a black silk dress. Why is she outside of the limo? Maybe she had bad gas that night from the Taco Bell Mexican eatin’

10. Girlies by the college- they was looking for a ride. Probably to some crazy frat boy party. Togas and Keystone Lights bro!

11. Skeeza from another crew- She picked up Kid Sensation’s $20 bill. Then she kissed it. Yuck, doesn’t she know how many germs are on those things!

12. Aforementioned Skeeza’s boyfriend- He was illin, and was gonna lay down the Ike Turner pimp had on her. Must’ve needed the $20 for laundry.

13. P.L.B.- apparently PLB is the dude with the mace in the group, as he doused the boyfriend with a steady stream of it. Nevermind this cat’s name sounds like a electronics firm.


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Anonymous Fresh Marcus said...

Yes, yes, y'all. One of the flyest pieces of hip-hop journalism I've peeped in the past few months!

Don't sleep on Maharaji. As you recall, he was the brother who bugged and threw the pickles on the rug of Mix's whip in "My Hooptie."

Mix, as with many MC's, was full of contradictions and put out some schizophrenic records. Skeezers and Benzes vs. social commentary. Talking about the big butts on one track, and decrying social ills while breakin' on the National Anthem on the next. On the whole, his old stuff was real fly with dope production.

CH's post caused me to get out my Kid Sensation tape and ride with it in the whip this week. The joint he talks about with KG, Jr. is on there and is waaack. Some of the other stuff isn't bad, though, with some nice beats and cutting from brothers like DJ Train (Compton). Sensation constantly shouts out the ECP (Emerald City Posse).

Good lookin' out for resurrecting this subject, CH.

One.
Fresh Marcus

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