--"Coach Embree? There's a Mr. Ricky Williams on line one asking if we are hiring?"
--The old 'D' Bronco logo? The smoke coming out of the horse's nostrils? Yep.
--CU Buffs award MJ leafs on the back of their helmets for touchdowns, big tackles, interceptions, and mastering a six foot bong.
--Coors Field humidor will keep your weed fresh and green for later use.
--All those charity "Bowl A Thon" events take on new meaning.
--Training tables consisting of chili cheese nachos and cold pizza will force Frito Lay to hire dozens of new sales reps and drivers.
--Denver Nuggets? Nuggets? Nuggets (followed by 20 minutes of laughter)
--It just isn't the same coming out on the field to Cypress Hill as it was to AC/DC.
--NBA Players Association asks for expansion teams in every Colorado city over 50,000 people.
--His name is Rashaan Salaam, and today he is vindicated.
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Regulated by the NCAA and NFL so it is not a issue
ReplyDelete'Nuff respect for the wit.
ReplyDeleteLiked the NBAPA one, especially.