Thursday, May 10, 2007

Word to tha Mother's Day


SONGS FOR YOUR MOTHERS DAY:

**Ya Mama- The Pharcyde VIDEO
**Danger Zone- Big L (“I'm on some satanic shit, strictly, little kids be wakin up, cryin, yellin, ‘Mommy, Big L is comin to get me!’”)
**Dear Mama- 2Pac
**Mama Said Knock You Out- LL Cool J
**Anti Heroes Lyrics- Smut Peddlers (“We all weirdos, anti-heroes, the ones your Moms said wouldn't amount to fuckin zero)
**Pink and Blue- Outkast ("Same here, and actually I think that's funky...In a Claire Huxtable type way")
**Feed the Children- Eric B & Rakim
**Eastern Conference AllStars (Mr. Eon)- ("My soul got caught up in Mom's ovaries.") VIDEO
**Check the Rhime- Tribe Called Quest (“Here’s a funky introduction to how nice I am, tell ya Mother, tell ya father, send a telegram”)
**Ma Dukes- OC
**Peter Piper- Run DMC (“Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing”)
**Baggin on Moms- King Tee
**Mamma- Big Pun
**On My Block- Scarface ("...playin dominoes, keep the swishers sweet down until my Mama goes.") VIDEO
**Guess Who?- Goodie Mob (“Who was tha first to hold you in some arms? Tha first to change your diaper when your stomach wasn't calm?”)
**Slick Rick- Children’s Story VIDEO
**Fight For Your Right- Beastie Boys (“now your Mom threw away your best porno mag”)
**Redrum- Nine (“Be nappy on the regular, live long and prosper, get yours, love your Mom, safe sex, etcetera”)
**Your Moms Is In My Business- K-Solo
**Luv Ya Moms- Noreaga
**125 Part I (The Bio)- Joell Ortiz ("He happy his Moms never sucked a glass pipe")
**Early Mother's Day Card- Whodini
**Everything’s Gonna Be Alright (Ghetto Bastard)- Naughty By Nature (“I couldn't get a job, nappy hair was not allowed, my Mother couldn't afford us all, she had to throw me out”) VIDEO
**If Your Mother Only Knew- Rahzel
**Look Mom…No Hands- Vast Aire
**Bada Bing- Danger Doom (“Yo son, demented when them sent it from the other time,
before everybody and they Mother rhyme)
**Don’t Sweat the Technique- Eric B & Rakim (“we can moan and groan till ya Moms come home) VIDEO
**Dance- Nas (“Job is done, raising ghetto kids in the hood, you was my strength to carry on and now I'm good”)
**Moms- Tribe Called Quest
**Growin Up in the Hood- Compton’s Most Wanted (“And at home, it's the same ass story,
Moms treat me like she don't even know me”) VIDEO
**The Birth- Ice Cube
**Mama Don't Take No Mess- Yo-Yo
**C.R.E.A.M. – Wu-Tang Clan ("Moms bounced on old man, then we moved to Shaolin land" )
**Original Gangster- Ice-T (“Nobody gives a fuck…'The children have to go to school,' well, Moms, good luck.”)
**I Wanna F*ck Your Mom- Willie D
**Brand Nubian- Momma
**My Name Is- Eminem ("99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out my mom does more dope than I do") VIDEO
**Doug E Fresh & Slick Rick- La Di Da Di (“Her mean Mother stepped up, said to me 'hi.'
Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the eye”)

6 comments:

  1. No Outkast- Ms. Jackson?

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  2. Anonymous8:02 PM

    Very nice work, son. Good lookin' out for yet another Whodini joint, and for the King Tee piece. Remember copying the tape of the latter from you - that skit was funny to death.

    FM

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  3. Anonymous9:51 AM

    you need to do an Arbor Day list

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