Thursday, April 05, 2007

Coach Bzzzzz throws strikes

This is poison so be alert and cautious
Those who act courageous you will get nauseous
Infected or contaminated
Turn on your stereo never come radioactivated ...

Surprise, surprise. CU hired Jeff Bzdelik to coach it's moribund hoop's program. On a related note: man has landed on the moon, dogs lick their ass, I like Coors Light, and Scarlett Johansson wants me. Alright, I made up that last one, but this has been the worst kept secret since Geraldo (the journalist, not the early 90's rapper) found nopthing in Al Capone's vault.
Coach Bzzzzzz took the CU job, met the press, probably tossed a frisbee, played some hackey sack, downed a beer or ten with some frat boys, protested outside the football offices, you know all the typical Boulder ish. He then scurried up the corridor to Coors Field where he threw out the first pitch at the Rox game. Strike? Maybe not, but it was better than the Cincinnati mayor's offering.

Bottom line: Good hire. His detractors point to the lack of proven recruting success. He points to his NBA experience, that it will be a key in convincing young, bratty, I-am-the-greatest-hoops-player-ever, athletes to spend their time playing in front of 7500 fans disguised as empty seats in Boulder. He's an X and O guy, learning from Pat Riley (but not wearing the pimped Armani; Jeff is definitely a Men's Warehouse cat.) He will instill discipline in a team that looked like ran about as potent offense as the Washington Generals. Don't expect a miracle turn-around, but with the Big 12 (yes, IT'S THE BIG 12!) with about four top tier teams and the rest fighting for position, Bzzzzzz can make noise quicker than we may think.

5 comments:

  1. Slushy ghetto summer is SOOO F*cking Harlem dude.

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  2. Anonymous8:27 AM

    ghetto revival baby

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