Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Five Star Breakdown: Rox v Cubs

Slick majestic, broke mics are left infected
Germs start to spread through your crew, drew like an epic...

The SG Five Star Breakdown of last night's wild Cubs victory over the Rockies:

Winning the game is simple: field the freaking ball. Two outs, up by one, bottom of the ninth. If you field the ball and toss it to a)first base or b)second base, an out will be recorded and you will win. Snatch up the white baseball from the ground, throw it to the corresponding fielder, and your team- the Colorado Rockies- will have their greatest comeback win in the 14 year history of the franchise. Field the ball. Kaz Matsui, Hideki Matsui, hell, Matt Suhey, any of you field the ball and make the throw.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:19 AM

    B,

    This is mad reminiscent of your post about how the Nugs should have beaten the Pistons. You should put out some instructional DVD's for all professional leagues.

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