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Slushy Gutter breaks down last night's Nuggets loss to the Pistons:

In bounds the ball. You get the ball in bounds and you will win the game. Successfully in bound the ball to a player on your team, and you will triumph. In bounds the ball. If the ball is advanced from the out of bounds area into the playing court to a member of the Nuggets, they win the game. In bounds the ball. Take the basketball, throw it into the field of play, the Denver player catches it, then you will receive a 'Win' in the National Basketball Association's 2006-2007 season. In bounds the ball, the ball, you in bound it. If the ball leaves the inbounding players hand, and lodges itself into a Denver player's grasp, the Denver Nuggets will defeat the Detroit Pistons. Ball, in bounds, win. Do not throw the ball to a non-Nuggets player, do not throw it to another out of bounds area, do not throw it to Coach Karl, the hot dog guy, or a cheerleader, simply throw the ball in bounds to a teammate (a player wearing a same uniform) and then the team in powder blue will be declared the victor.